Subway Riders Gifts

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Getting Closer

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Underground stop on desert island.

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Romance on the Subway

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Exit Turnstile

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"