Subway Driver Gifts

"Lexington Avenue? It's a couple of blocks that way."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Planned service changes

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"XIVth Street"

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Getting Closer

SF NO

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Metrocard error messages

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Romance on the Subway

Underground stop on desert island.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"And it's close to the subway."

Subway Chanteys

"Except moles, madam."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

The subway-delay prophet of doom