Subway Performer Gifts

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

The return of Miss Subways

Getting Closer

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"I gave on the E train."

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Underground stop on desert island.

Sidewalk the game

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Small Talk Therapy

Big Brother Is a Slacker