Subway Surfer Gifts

If you see something, buy something.

Standing Passengers

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

Short boy on the tube holds onto a ladies ponytail for support.

The Underground Police

Two men stop young boy scout from offering his seat to a fat woman.

A blue collar cow.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Subway Thrillers

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"