Subway Surfers Gifts

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Busking during a pandemic

Subway Thrillers

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Getting Closer

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Moving Van.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Subway Chanteys

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Re-routing again."

Big Brother Is a Slacker

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

The difference between a prisoner and a commuter.