Subway Rider Gifts

Getting Closer

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"XIVth Street"

Subway Thrillers

Busking during a pandemic

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

BLT

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

If you see something, buy something.

Big Brother Is a Slacker

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'See - they always find their way home.'