Subway Traveller Gifts

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Vacation Bus Photo

A white collar cow.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Busking during a pandemic

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Subway Thrillers

The return of Miss Subways

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Getting Closer

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Valhalla."

"Except moles, madam."

Traveller's Luggage.

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Elvis Impersonaters invade the train