Subway Explorer Gifts

"And it's close to the subway."

Romance on the Subway

Subway Platform Lunatic / Subway Platform Lunatic with Cute Girlfriend / Subway Platform Lunatic with Mad Stacks of Cash

'See - they always find their way home.'

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'What zip code are we in now?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Wifi in Hell

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"Hugh fans!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'