Suburban Explorer Gifts

"Shhhh. 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch, attached garage, good schools...dead ahead."

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'Where's the dog?'

'It's not often you see an Eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

I never went to summer camp. Geez, dad. How did you survive? After mowing lawns, I explored the woods with my buddies. I could do that! Whenever we find the woods!

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

Surburban Puzzle.

"Almost in."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"Wow, what a fantastic shopping centre. I'll grab some smokes, you have a pedicure, pick a new outfit, then we'll eat a kebab whilst we have the car washed."

Garage sale.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Alien driving UFO down street says to another alien: 'Ha, why is it that the first person you ask for directions is never from the area?'

'How interesting, the subdivision's built on an empty mineshaft.'

The Weekend

"So! - I have been talking to a brick wall all these years...!!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Wifi in Hell