Suburban Explorer Mugs

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

'Where's the dog?'

'It's not often you see an Eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Surburban Puzzle.

"Almost in."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"Wow, what a fantastic shopping centre. I'll grab some smokes, you have a pedicure, pick a new outfit, then we'll eat a kebab whilst we have the car washed."

Garage sale.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Alien driving UFO down street says to another alien: 'Ha, why is it that the first person you ask for directions is never from the area?'

'How interesting, the subdivision's built on an empty mineshaft.'

The Weekend

"So! - I have been talking to a brick wall all these years...!!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Hugh fans!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"