Suburban Adventurer Gifts

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Vacation Bus Photo

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"