Suburban Escapist Gifts

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

America Off-line.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Fairy tale

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Building in the countryside

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Go Back to New York

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Zen Wall Street.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Rural Cityscape

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

City Hammock

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

Avenue of Escape - Next Exit.

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."