Suburban Escape Artist Gifts

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

America Off-line.

Chairmen of the Bored

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Prisoner Crossing

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Bill endures yet another wooden presentation delivered to a room full of waxen figures.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

'Now let's stop clowning around.'

Sweet Jailbreak

A Bubble of Countryside.

Hedge Car

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

'Good management is based on clear communications...staff need to know exactly what we require if we expect them to be effective and motivated!'