Urban Escape Artist Gifts

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

"Now what?"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"The sea is my home. Her raging swells are my walls, her foamy depths my bed. I bide in the fathomless mystery of her inky bosom. Because Brooklyn is just crazy right now."

'Let's find a car with an open window and hitch a ride to the country...'

Men already on desert islands willingly floating out to sea

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'You're lucky in the country: It's too polluted to stick one's head out of the window in the city...'

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"Where's Conner?" "He stepped outside for some fresh air." "That was an hour ago." "He had to drive to the suburbs, sir."

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

America Off-line.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.