Cityscape Escape Artist Gifts

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Fox hunting.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Cut and Run

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'