Cityscape Escape Artist Mugs

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

Cut and Run

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

Tsunami Evac Route