Suburban Escape Artist Mugs

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

America Off-line.

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Chairmen of the Bored

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Prisoner Crossing

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Bill endures yet another wooden presentation delivered to a room full of waxen figures.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"

'Now let's stop clowning around.'

Hedge Car

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

Sweet Jailbreak

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

'Good management is based on clear communications...staff need to know exactly what we require if we expect them to be effective and motivated!'

Job Bored