Suburban Escapee Mugs

Feeling the City Moving Company

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'It's not really for sale. I just get lonely out here!'

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

Catskills

"Look lady, I told you before; anything over one-hundred pounds you gotta take to the dump yourself."

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

"We're moving back out to the country."

"Unbelievable money maker."

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'