Suburbia Escapist Mugs

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

America Off-line.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

No early morning tea past this landing

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Building in the countryside

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Go Back to New York

City Hammock

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."