Urban Escapist Mugs

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Building in the countryside

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Snake disappearing through door.

'Quiet Desperation... 50 cents for 5 minutes'

"If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of traffic"

Avenue of Escape - Next Exit.

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

Blue Genie

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

A desert island under a bridge

City Hammock

"I've had to leave the city: with the ever-increasing number of skyscrapers, it was impossible to find a sunny spot for a nap..."

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Man Spewing Out Rainbow

'Cities are springing up everywhere these days: I'd better move away if I want to remain a Country Mouse...'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"It comes with a two-car garage in convenient Ramapo, New Jersey."

"I just forgot everything I learned in there."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Rural Cityscape

Hailing a Taxi

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."