Downtown Escapist Mugs

"If we were still in the city we wouldn't appreciate this as much."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Tree house.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Fairy tale

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Building in the countryside

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Go Back to New York

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

City Hammock

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Zen Wall Street.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Rural Cityscape