Leisure Escapist Mugs

Desert Island golf

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

No early morning tea past this landing

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"How to deal with weeds."

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'