Relaxed Escapist Mugs

'Bullseye! We're in!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Tree house.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"How to deal with weeds."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

A woman reads a romance novel.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Sleeping Tiger

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

James Fenimore Cooper

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'