Dreamy Escapist Mugs

"He lives in a little world of his own."

Sleeping Tiger

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Anywhere but here

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Get me the coast.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

A woman reads a romance novel.

Zoo Employees

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

'Oh dear... it's going to be a very long year and a day...'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

Husband building a wall around his wife on the beach.

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."