Dreamy Escapist T-Shirts

"He lives in a little world of his own."

Sleeping Tiger

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

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Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Young Houdini

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Desert Mirage

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Get me the coast.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Zoo Employees

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

James Fenimore Cooper

"You're the one who's always saying you want to get away from it all."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"