Fantasy Escapist T-Shirts

Last Chance For Reality

"There was a time - back before people found out that dragons were made up - when I would've gotten a hell of a lot more respect for being a dragonslayer."

Zoo Employees

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"What are you talking about? I'm defending the galaxy now!"

Don Quixote

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Anywhere but here

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Let's get a kitty.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Desert Mirage

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Get me the coast.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

A woman reads a romance novel.

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I've half a mind to protest."