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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Last Chance For Reality

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Desert Mirage

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Reading room

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'What luck!'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Book Igloo

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Not again!"