Fiction Escapist Mugs

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Tree house.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Last Chance For Reality

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Desert Mirage

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

'What luck!'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Philip Kindred Dick

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Book Igloo

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

A woman reads a romance novel.