Essay Escapist Mugs

Start their day with a sip of inspiration! Our mugs designed for essay escapists feature witty and whimsical illustrations that celebrate the love of storytelling and creative dreaming.

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'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?'' mockup

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

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"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's" mockup

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

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Ethics exam cheater.

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Bo're'droom

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation. mockup

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

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"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual." mockup

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

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'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!' mockup

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

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"He's on screen saver. Just tap him." mockup

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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Nervous Oral Testing

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"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals." mockup

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since." mockup

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

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"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

"Could I please go back to the rack now?" mockup

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

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'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.' mockup

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

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"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?" mockup

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

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"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?" mockup

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

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"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir." mockup

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

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'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.' mockup

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

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Man sunbathing on the beach.

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"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired." mockup

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

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'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.' mockup

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

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'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?' mockup

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

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"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice." mockup

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

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'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?' mockup

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

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Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district, mockup

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

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SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle. mockup

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

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Reading room

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'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...' mockup

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

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'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!' mockup

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

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"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space." mockup

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

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'Today: The collective unconscious...' mockup

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

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"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

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