Exam Escapist Mugs

Ethics exam cheater.

"Before you grade my test, you should know about my Theory of Life's Imprecision."

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

Exam Questions Foretold

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"Eyes on your own paper!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Who says you can't change history?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'I got a 'B' in History and I didn't sit it.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Who wants to be examined first?'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices