Academic Escapist Mugs

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"This isn't the way to the sno-cone stand."

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Rising Gas Prices

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"Not again!"