School Escapist Mugs

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

Your homework eaten $5

Back to school anchor

"Two more days and school's out for summer! No more homework, no more tests, no more teachers..."

'If social networking can bring regime change in Egypt, why can't it put an end to school?'

Sick Day

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"You said you didn't wanna see anymore bad report cards."

"They're purring."

Ethics exam cheater.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'