Exam Escapists Mugs

"Is this history or science test?" "Probably not." "Does it matter?"

'Bad news. Your test results are in. You flunked your finals.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,