Exam Escapists Gifts

"Is this history or science test?" "Probably not." "Does it matter?"

'Bad news. Your test results are in. You flunked your finals.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Waiting for the results.