Educational Escapists Gifts

Writing A Book Report.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Mary had a little spam

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Back to school anchor

As I understand it, if the ancient Greeks had had television to watch and video games to play, we wouldn't be stuck with all this stupid geometry.

Please wait to be yelled at.

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Teacher's Lounge

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Last day of school.

Free Thinking.

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

Back to School Jitters

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

"Two more days and school's out for summer! No more homework, no more tests, no more teachers..."

"As you leave this year behind, remember you did your best to soar with eagles, to be the best you can be, best of luck, my honorable students."

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'