Educational Escapader Gifts

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Continuing education.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Paranormal A-Z...

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Do you have an appointment?'

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Social distancing

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Board? Weed a book.