Educational Escapades Gifts

'If you had a bad evaluation you'll know right away.'

'Sure, we have an excuse. The school bus backed into the Principals car.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Learning.

The Litany Of Fun

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Nights in Bath

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

University of Adversity.

'And there goes the school window...'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

Truth

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

Boy balancing a baby on his feet

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Wow, dad!...Doctor King was a really big dude!'

'I'm sorry for being fresh. It's what I do.'

'It says, 'stand under an open manhole'.'

"Eyes on your own paper. Don't let me catch you looking at your neighbor's phone."

'Error Lesson plan needs clever retorts for class hecklers,'

Writing A Book Report.