Student Adventures Gifts

Nights in Bath

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'X='

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"It needs more science and less fiction."

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

'Don't I even get a chance to put my spin on it?'

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

"By golly, that is a nasty rash...but I'm actually a Doctor of Philosophy!"

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

'And there goes the school window...'

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'