Student Activities Gifts

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Tommy!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Cat in a tank...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"