Youth Activities Gifts

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

"Viola player coming through!"

'Hey' we're hip!'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Liam Gallagher's school photo

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

Haven't Caught Air in 3 Weeks

Chasing girls with a butterfly net.

Congregation

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Young Man, there's no need to feel down..

You're Tracy Jensen? What of it? What happened to you? Last year, you were a sweet little 7-year-old on the girls' basketball team we sponsor. Not I'm an 8-year-old scoring 32 points a night and wondering where my @#$% hot chocolate is. Still sweet as all get up. Make it happen, runt.

Skateboard rescue

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

How's the team shaping up? The goalie quit. Cody's out with a concussion

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Little league world series of poker.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".