Youth Activities Gifts

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

"Viola player coming through!"

'Hey' we're hip!'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

Haven't Caught Air in 3 Weeks

Chasing girls with a butterfly net.

Congregation

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Skateboard rescue

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Could you repeat that word?"