Youth Programs Gifts

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

I'm biking through Tuscany, learning Italian this summer. Wow! I'm off to drama camp. How about you, Twig? I haven't decided which summer enrichment program to choose! Working for my dad or babysitting the Bartram kids. Ahh! The college fund enrichment program.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Exercising

"Viola player coming through!"

Table tennis.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Miriam keeps me young."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The end of innocence

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Teens.

The Hidden World of Desks

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Criminal Youths Need Help Instead of Punishment!

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Smart TV

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us