Youth Programs Pillows

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

'We're the same as the regular cubs without the full-time commitment.'

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Exercising

"Viola player coming through!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Table tennis.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The end of innocence

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Teens.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

The Hidden World of Desks

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Criminal Youths Need Help Instead of Punishment!

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Smart TV

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