Youth Work Pillows

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'We're not called young offenders social workers any more. I'm a scum whisperer.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Miriam keeps me young."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The end of innocence

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Teens.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).