Youth Organizations Pillows

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You need all the help you can get ma'am.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Viola player coming through!"

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The end of innocence

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Teens.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

The Minor Issue