Youthful Activities Pillows

"Miriam keeps me young."

Little league world series of poker.

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Exercising

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Viola player coming through!"

Clubbing

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Table tennis.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'Young Love'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"