Youthful Living Pillows

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Active pensioner.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."