Youthful Love Pillows

Young Love.

"Wait...you like me? How? As in 'like' me? Or as in 'like' me?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Botox."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Active pensioner.

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Hit Me

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"