Youthful Love Mugs

Young Love.

"Wait...you like me? How? As in 'like' me? Or as in 'like' me?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Botox."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Active pensioner.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Hit Me

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Apple Kiss