Youthful Joy Mugs

Girl.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Botox."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Curtsey

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Active pensioner.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Hit Me

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Toys for Tots

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

You've got the body of a man less than half your age