Youthful Joy Mugs

Girl.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Botox."

Curtsey

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Active pensioner.

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Too young to be a grandma

Toys for Tots

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."