Youthful Exuberance Mugs

'I think Ben likes me. He asked to exchange earrings.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Child driving a toy car

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Botox."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

Active pensioner.

Flava Superba

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Too young to be a grandma

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."